I consider myself pretty sexually open. I mean, I have written things about sex, and I don't feel like I shy away form too much when I do. That is why I shocked at my own shock when I read this article. What shocked me, you ask? Well, in case you didn't click the link (or it wasn't working or something), the article was about a woman who used the "casual encounters" section of Craigslist.
This was what I thought I would initially disagree with. Meeting up with perfect strangers from the internet for the sole purpose of sex seems a little dangerous by my standards... Can't you just take someone home from the bar if you are hungry for a random lay? But when I opened the article, I noticed that it was about more than the man--it was about the dishwasher.
The dishwasher? Yes, the dishwasher. Apparently this horny writer never had one before, and when she moved into a new apartment, she was quite taken aback the dishwasher that lived in her kitchen. And when a horny writer gets a dishwasher for the first time, AND decides she needs a casual encounter, what do you think might happen?
Whatever you might be thinking cannot be as strange as the actual fantasy she executed. Are you ready for it? This woman had the man from Craigslist come to her house, and jizz in her dishwasher. In the compartment where the detergent goes. And then she ran the dishwasher. And her dishes, rather than getting cleaned, got spermed.
I don't even know what to say. It's just so strange. I suppose I am not offended by it, but I am certainly shocked and puzzled. I hate to ever be a prude, and I'm all for strange sex. So I guess I support the jizz meets appliance thing, but really, it's just not for me. It's just too Ren & Stimpy for my style.
I am still against meeting up with strangers from the internet for sex, though. I think that there are just too many variables to contend with, and women especially need to be careful!
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